Super weird headline today. In record breaking news, a 37-year old named Vincent Liew is the first man ever to die of uterine cancer (no wonder since a man doesn’t have a uterus)
Liew was a diabetic who waited 5 years for a kidney transplant as he was in complete kidney failure and receiving dialysis three times every week. Ironically, he believed the transplanted kidney would save his life (insert rimshot)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY